The Brown Betties Guide: How To Look For Love in All The Wrong Places

 

Relationships.  Gotta love ‘em.

There are so many self-help books out there in relationship-land that tell us how to look for love, where to look for love, when to look for love, what to do, what not to do and why…sure these books are helpful, entertaining even, but what book is giving a  high-five to the woman that is doing a damn-good bang-up job of looking for love in all the wrong places?

This one!

You, my sister, have seen the lows; you’ve rolled around in the ashes of scorched heartache ready to hang yourself with a rope drenched in your lonely crocodile tears. And yet, no one has applauded you on how well you are doing at doing something wrong. Well, because I’ve been through it too, and because everyone needs a pat on the back, I salute you!

You’ve loved him, you’ve hated him, you’ve wanted him, you’ve needed him…and sometimes all of this in the same day, if not within the same hour. It’s exhausting! I know. The good thing is that you are doing something in your pursuit of a relationship. It’s not really your fault that it ain’t quite the right thing.

The Brown Betties Guide gives you TEN simple tips to keep you on the wrong track when you’re trying to do right!

Here’s a great one:

Tip #3: Call Him. A Lot!

Go ahead. Call him. Twenty times a day. Even if he doesn’t call you back. You know and he knows that he’s totally thinking of you; he’s just too darn busy to call you. When he does finally answer (they always do, especially if you have annoyed them enough), make sure you are really, really mad.

This fun self-help guide has been developed into an award-winning webseries starring the Ms Bettie as your relationship “expert”.